Aye, it's time for ye to vote! We're mixin' all of the entries into the pot this time. So, cast ye vote for the best caption in the next 8 days... the Winner gets fame and glory!!

rjg173 wrote:When much younger, the Jolly Green Giant was a holy terror.
Elephant Captain wrote:BlondeHair was always told that spilling his booze on a lillypad was not a good idea, but he never listened.
tedbeard wrote:"All right! I won't touch your soap!"
Karrde wrote:"Roses are red, violets are blue, you are all green and soon I will be too!"

nanuck95 wrote:Of all the glorious ways a pirate can die, Harvie never thought his own death would be being chopped into pieces by a giant vegetable monster.
RichardAM wrote:After being told numerous horrible tales about why you shouldn't pick your nose from his father, young Jake's dream that night was more reason than any to stop his bad habit.